I played Oregon Trail today!!!! Wow, I used to love that game. Now that I'm a little bit older though, I had some thoughts as each event happened:
102 miles= 92 pounds of food for 5 people!!! HOLY CRAP
Failed to ford the river
2 wagon wheels
2 oxen
725 pounds of food = seems futile already.
“Jeremy has a broken leg”. How?
“Indians help find food”. Woo Hoo!
“Jennifer has cholera”. Don’t even know what that is. (i.e. Not stopping)
“Inadequate grass”- give em some bacon
“very little water”- cause ya’ll DRINK TOO MUCH!
“a fire in the wagon results in the loss of 1 wagon tongue”- A fire?!?! Seriously?!?!
“bad water”
“From the animals you shot, you got 920 pounds of meat. However, you were only able to carry 100 pounds back to the wagon.”- There are 5 people in the wagon!!! They can eat 100 pounds EACH in a day, but can’t carry it back to the wagon?!?! My thought: leave ‘em.
“Tiffany has dysentery”. Yay?
“Jennifer has exhaustion” thought 1: wuss
thought 2: we should rest
“Tiffany has typhoid” Yay?
At The Green River Crossing, I couldn’t afford to wait 3 days because of our health. So… I attempted to caulk the wagon a float it across. This whole experience is so intense! I didn’t make it across… I lost:
10 sets of clothing (I bought 10 to begin with, which means I am now toting a naked crew)
69 bullets (no worries. I bought 400 of those bad boys)
1 wagon wheel
1 wagon tongue
“One of the oxen is unjured”.
-Jeremy, poor some robitussin on it and strap up
“Jennifer has exhaustion” go to sleep. What are you doing back there, anyway?
“Jeremy has a broken arm”. Haha. My brother’s a gimp!
“No one wants to trade with you today”. Fair enough.
“Jennifer has a snakebite”. Props to the snake for JUMPING INTO THE WAGON??!?!
“Jennifer has died”. Must have been the snake
“Ox wanders off. Lose 2 days.” I’ve got 3 more!!! More water for the rest of us- Leave it and go!
“Rough Trail”- Not surprising.
“Impassable Trail. Lose 9 days”. So, it’s not REALLY impassable, then…
“Tiffany has cholera”. Let me guess what’s next: “Tiffany has exhaustion”? Jennifer, she’ll see ya soon.
“Titus has a fever”. I forgot he was even on there!
“Titus has died” WHAT?!?!?!?!?! Dude, you should have told me to pull over.
“Tiffany has died”. See, now that makes sense. Who else is on this thing? I seriously don’t remember.
“Jeremy has typhoid”. Ahhh!!
“Jeremy has dysentery”. This must be where the game starts cheating.
“Jeremy has died.” I suck at this.
“Jason has exhaustion”. That ain’t all I’ve got!
“One of the oxen has died”. Yet, it outlived all 4 of my passengers!
“Wrong trail. Lose 4 days.” Unreal! NBA JAM used to do this sort of thing to me!
“Jason has dysentery”. Still don’t know what that means.
“Jason has cholera”. That either. Am I still naked?
“Jason has died”. Seriously. Who’s driving this thing?
“Here lies Jason”. Oh.
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